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National Grab-Ass Month

Because of people pussying out on national grab ass day it’s gonna be changed to a month. So grab ass all month long it doesn’t matter who, boys and girls ass will be grabbed so go have fun.
Just walk by and grab his/her ass it’s national grab-ass month
by Go grab ass April 12, 2019
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1st of every month

the 1st day if every month (12 times a year) women HAVE TO make the first move on their crush, a cute guy, etc... something to spice things up make things different!
Girl: "woah, it is the 1st of every month! January 1st! I am going to ask out Zachary at the coffee shop today".
by alexbrandenbrgr November 10, 2020
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Black history month

Black history month is important, it means the world to some. If black history month was taken off the calender the way dome confederate monuments are gone forever now, it wouldn't be okay with people, it wouldn't be acceptable. Its one sided to remember one side of things, but to forget and erase all other sides that cause disagreement, division, or controversy because it pisses you off to think about them, and anything that pisses you off has to be considered racism by everybody else.
The country wouldn't be what it is without black history month or civil rights. Whether you like it or not, the country wouldn't be what it is without the civil war either, it was a chapter in the nations past, it will always be a chapter in the nations past, it happened for a reason.
by Solid Mantis January 31, 2020
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national flick a jenna month

every day during october you must flick any person named jenna
jenna come here i need to flick you for national flick a jenna month
by sheshesheshe October 22, 2019
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Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021
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Digimon Profile Picture Month

March, the month where you make your profile picture on social media a Digimon in remberance of Digimon Adventures released in March 1999.
Don’t forget March is Digimon Profile Picture Month, mine is Omnimon, what’s yours?
by Renegade Fox Fire March 2, 2019
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June is the day when all Communists go on hunger strike and you can only eat on Saturday nights! You cannot eat or drink to try and simulate what starving Africans are feeling so we can feel their pain. You’ll only be allowed to drink water at half past midnight! Good luck comrades. Ⓐ ☭ 🚩🏴 June 1st-June 30th
by Anarcho.Monkey May 18, 2021
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