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Monkey Jumper

slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
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yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.
by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011
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Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick
That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey
by Taydev January 4, 2009
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Monkey Gut

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
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Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.
All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey
by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018
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Revo Monkey

Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.
She asked for someone to get her beer, and he brought over a whole case! What a revo monkey.
by Ragnex March 23, 2005
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Skyrim Monkey

Another name for someone who eats their own shit
Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey
by BrenanSuxCox April 11, 2020
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