Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 22, 2010

mistledeez

also spelled, Mistledeez

noun (a THING).

Mistletoe, when worn to a male's bellybutton, pubic region, or penis. Anyone found to be under mistledeez should be expected place the wearer's pubical sack in her/his mouth, and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.

Portmanteau of mistletoe and Deeez Nuuuts.

Rob used velcro to attach some mistletoe to his happy trail. Mistledeez activated!

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by usuallyprettyfunny.com December 21, 2009

mistextualization

The sadly predictable yet inevitable misunderstanding that always occurs when I text cute girl.
Also derivatives including but not limited to: Facebook posts, Facebook IM, MySpace, aol im, gchat, etc.

After I sent her a response, mistextualization came into play and now she thinks that I am gay.

by nala75 March 18, 2010

Mistress Of Bang

The title Given to a female who has fallen in love to a nearly obsessive degree with someone with the last name of Bang.

Mistress - "I LOVE YOU _ _ _ _ _ Bang"
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep

Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang

by D.Butler December 16, 2010

Mistheory

Mistheory - a poor hypothesis based on absent, inadequate, dodgy or completely misused evidence and subsequently touted as a truth. Scientists are horrified by mistheories.

Succussion – the mistheory that a solution is made stronger by repeated dilution and vigorous shaking.

Another mistheory is the notion that women are better are making connections than men because one small study found slightly more connective tissue between the hemispheres of women’s brains compared to men’s.

by Noemi's Ideas November 16, 2010

Mister Shrum

The leader of the Shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into Asia to find herro herro's in their natural habitat. A creature of great intellect and intrigue, Mister Shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the Shrum family. He has a wife, Mrs. Shrum, two children, Toddler Shrum and Younger Brother Shrum, as well as a Cousin Shrum. They are indigenous to New York but are known to travel the world.

This is Mister Shrum, and the shower radio in Mr. Shrum's bathroom is not working.

by thecoooolest January 21, 2011

Mister Fahrenheit

A nickname you call someone when they are able to withstand heat

James: You are kind of close to that fire, aren't you hot, Jhon?
Jhon: I can stand it
James: Mister Fahrenheit!

by 50%Cat December 2, 2011