Mexican long jump

The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.

Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."

by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011

mexican sore throat

after consuming spicy food and you go to take a duke, and your asshole is sore afterwords.

Man that food gave me one hell of a Mexican sore throat.

by ODP June 11, 2005

Mexican Divorce

Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.

Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.

by alejandro1182 October 11, 2011

Mexican Slap Off

When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.

Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.

by DirteDeeds July 7, 2015

Mexican lawnmower

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.

Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?

by Youareverygayandretarted July 28, 2020

mexican speedwrench

A hammer. Usually the bigger, the better.
A tool (claw hammer, ball peen) that can disassemble something a lot faster than a conventional wrench.

Man, I can't get this thing loose. Pass me the mexican speedwrench.

by abacus November 18, 2004

Mexicant

Term used to describe a lazy incompetent hispanic worker.

Boss: I knew when I hired you that you couldn't cut the grass right!! You've proven to be nothing more than a mexicant! Why can't you be like the other mexi-cans?!?!
Mexi-Cant: ¡Tú asno estúpido! ¡Sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡No sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡Guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡PARÉ!
Mexi-Cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) I told his broke ass to learn spanish.

by Andrrew July 31, 2006