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macron

Noun
An act of public handshake that seemingly never ends. It occurs most commonly when two people in positions of authority both attempt to assert their dominance over the other through the handshaking action.

Historical references: the handshake between French President Macron and US President Biden. Also, the handshake between French President Macron and former US President Trump.

Verb

To grasp someone’s right hand in your right hand, hold it tight, and to manhandle or to do as you like with it, in an expression of dominance. Usually accompanied by an additional series of touches performed by the left hand - with the left hand joining the adjoined hands, and/or touching the arm or shoulder of the person opposite. It is possibly a mating ritual employed as a diplomatic way to assess to sensual finesse, strength and stamina of a potential mate; more research is needed.

Alternative definitions
Someone who gets off on shaking hands.
A special type of hard on one gets from the act of shaking hands.
-Did you see that macron between them?
-How could I miss it? They were shaking hands for two hours.

They were macroning so long I wasn’t sure if they were gonna fight or …get a room.
by anonymous December 21, 2022
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Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
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Marlon Wayans

ALSO has a new stand up special where he dogs the shit out of Chris Rock... Hilarious!
Hym "Marlon Wayans had a comedy special too. It was good. I enjoyed it. It was on Hbo Max."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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Marlon

Marlon ; Marlon’s are rather stupid. Obese and try to be funny when they are not. Marlon’s tend to have no friends and no morals. It’d be hard to ever find a true down to earth marlon. If you are looking for a husband never find a Marlon
Ew is that Marlon, his so ugly
by Hallo brooo March 18, 2023
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marring

the action of walking into someone repeatedly
DUDE STOP MARRING ME ITS ANNOYING
by breadkirb March 21, 2023
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Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you
Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit
by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023
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