Where to start....? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart, they always know a good advice or an answer. They are always there for you when you need them. They can be very hot if they want and are also very pretty. I hope that everyone gets to know a Laura-Maria in his Life. Thank you for existing!
Me:Ugh,I don't understand this! Laura Maria can you help me?
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes, please that would be really helpful!
Laura-Maria: No problem!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes, please that would be really helpful!
Laura-Maria: No problem!
by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021
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by idkwtw November 21, 2021
Get the Maria Grazia mug.intelligent and sympathetic girl, even if sometimes she is a bit too complaining. loves hugs, cuddles but above all kittens. sometimes she is too chatty but she loves him all the same. they are a little too secretive in the sexual sphere
by er pazzo del cattecalling November 21, 2021
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Get the Dirty Maria mug.In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.
by Black Uncle Phillip July 21, 2022
Get the Carlos and Maria mug.A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
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