O'malled

To cheat on one's spouse/lover, take their money, and destroy there self-esteem. Then break up with them since they are broke and whiney.
<for extra points cornhole her>
<or have her admitted to Psyche unit>

Hey what happened to Jenny, why she is broke and crying?

Oh, got all that I could from here and she was annoying me so I O'Malled her.

by kelsith March 5, 2003

Maple Quest

A really gay game, worse then Runescape

WOW nick shop you play maple quest, your such a fag!!!! go grow a penis and get some friends!!! Uber noob haxor!!!

by Gamerthed (wow name) January 14, 2008

maple rumbled

when a man and a woman use maple syrup as a lubricant for anal sex. this is a common act in canada.

"Eh guy, i just maple rumbled your mother. She was sweet and sticky. Her anus that is."

by surfskate1911 June 5, 2009

Maplecandy

Maplecandy can be a synthetic drug with amphetamine-like and hallucinogenic properties.
Taken in pill form, users sometimes take Ecstasy at “raves,” clubs and other parties to keep on dancing and for mood enhancement

Maplecandy is also a candy made out of maple.(Thats basic Knowledge)

Lala :What was wrong with Goaty in my Bday party lastnight ??? She was acting craxy like it was her Bday party >.>

Sanals :Rox gave him a maplecandy :P.Dnt tell me you dont know whats a maplecandy -.-

Lala :Um yeah i know....

Sanals :Duhh you fail!

by horoscope June 5, 2011

Maple Bath

A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.

It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!

by One Old Maple Bather December 15, 2011

mapReduce

The now freely available framework that gave Google infinite ability to acquire and manipulate data. It describes a way to distribute the power of a master node over an infinite number of worker nodes.

The canonical example application of MapReduce is a process to count the appearances of each different word in a set of documents:

void map(String name, String document):

// name: document name

// document: document contents

for each word w in document:

EmitIntermediate(w, "1");

void reduce(String word, Iterator partialCounts):

// word: a word

// partialCounts: a list of aggregated partial counts

int sum = 0;

for each pc in partialCounts:

sum += ParseInt(pc);

Emit(word, AsString(sum));

-From Wikipedia

by Yosemite Sam May 21, 2012

Maple Leafing

When you are sure to win a game/series and miraculously choke and lose the game, defying all odds.

Source: Toronto Maple Leafs playing in game 7 of 2013 NHL Playoffs Round 1 against the Boston Bruins with 10 minutes to go and leading 4-1, and again with less than 2 minutes left and leading 4-2, start choking and lose the game and the series in OT.

"The Bruins just maple leaf'ed game 6 of the cup final! Karma's a biaaatch!"

"We've almost got this game! let's not be maple leafing it in these final minutes boys!!"

by hockey gods June 27, 2013