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Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.
When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies
by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017
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slut munchies

Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.
Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”
by Larasaurus December 1, 2017
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micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag
Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies
by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018
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Road Munching

Eating a girl out while she’s driving.
While driving home, Dave decided to give Annabelle a good road munching.
by Tomtom 6767 July 24, 2018
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vagina munchies

A state of time in which you consume large portions of food during your period.
Bruh I can’t stop eating these takis I got the Vagina munchies.
by It’s yah boi July 26, 2018
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Road Munchies

Food you purposely buy to eat while driving. Not necessarily a road trip, could just be back and forth between work and home, etc.
I'm going to stop by a convenience store and pick up some Road Munchies before I head out to the concert.
by Storm filled Eyes March 26, 2019
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Trail Munchin'

An act in mountain biking in which the rider of a trail munches the loamy trail carpet so insanely hard, that day become worthy of their Swiss mountain bike. Enables the climb crushing, stage winning all day pinning mountain biking excellence.
Nathan was trail munchin' so hard that he was bottoming out all 170mm of travel on the connector trails.
by El_Guapo_Plethora October 7, 2019
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