Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

human mail challenge

A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.

I wish I could do the human mail challenge.

by boaz274 March 18, 2017

Smell Mail

A Fart. A Fart intended to disgust a nearby person with only using the air as a conduit.

After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.

by Will and Steve December 20, 2008

Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman

Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

You've got mail

You've got mail! Check your letterbox.

You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.

by ( •_•)>⌐■-■ gagaga October 13, 2023

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

mail

pictures and videos

send me sum mail so i can make your edit

by joe walking January 30, 2022