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I'm Spider-Man Syndrome

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618
"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"
by Olillia August 4, 2015
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m-4a1 m203 assault rifle

Weapon. Used for killing people. Known as the M-4A1 M203 Assault Rifle by army weapons instructors and saddos who have probably never even held one, let alone fired one.
"Oh wow, is that an M-4A1 M203 Assault Rifle? I think I'm getting wood."
by Mr Cynicism September 28, 2005
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I'm so mad

A phrase that expresses shock and disbelief, not anger.
I'm so mad that the driver almost ran off the road.

I'm so mad that Mr. Cleans got roaches.
by YourBroJoe July 8, 2006
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M.I.M.L.G.I.T

An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F

Pronounced Mim-el-get
From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes

Lyrics:

Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me

(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me

(Chorus)

I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do

(Chorus)
by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011
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i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.
Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.
by JayyJai February 17, 2014
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m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

Proof that gun nuts can't spell (and probably shouldn't vote either).
Hyuk. I was just cleaning my m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle before I left to go vote Bush in the upcomin' election.
by -Gimpulse- June 19, 2006
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M.o.m.h.

Murderer of my happiness

Great...tragic...misery

Tolstoy
He is the M.o.m.h. Depicted in a movie
by AnnaKarenina October 22, 2013
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