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Step Loaf

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.
Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!
by RicMaroo October 3, 2022
mugGet the Step Loafmug.

Loaf

A stack of huge amounts of money
You got loaf ? I got my loaf bro we gotta go shopping
by Roughtrain July 19, 2016
mugGet the Loafmug.

fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
by Howboycat December 23, 2017
mugGet the fucked the loafmug.

Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait
"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."
by 7 way May 31, 2022
mugGet the Loafingmug.

Bedside loaf

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf
by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020
mugGet the Bedside loafmug.

Loafs Loyalists Hangout

THE BEST SERVER ON EARTH ISTG THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO HELPFUL AND KIND
i love them all so much and im always so happy to talk with everyone there
thank you :)
person idk: hey dude have you heard of Loafs Loyalists Hangout
someone: yeah i have its the best server ever! the owners and mods are super nice and funny!
person idk: they are so amazing
by stab i think July 29, 2021
mugGet the Loafs Loyalists Hangoutmug.

Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
mugGet the Elk-loafmug.

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