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twitter liberal

n. Someone who, after seeing an anti-conservative trend on twitter, tweets with the hash-tag in question with no clear knowledge of anything political. Usually will include in the tweet something along the lines of: misspelled words, inaccurate statements, blind praise of a political figure (notably praise for Obama for being black), etc. A majority of these people give other liberals who actually have valid opinions a bad name and only tweet with the hash-tag as a means to gain followers due to their shallowness.
Molly: "Oh my God! I can't wait for Obama to come give me free abortion pills!"

Joe: "Molly, shut up. The president doesn't have that power, stop being a twitter liberal."

~~~

Andy: "Oh yeah, the GOP is totally going down. No way any of them are gonna get re-elected."

Marc: "And where did you get that idea, Andy?"

Andy: "Twitter, duh. The GOP is totally gonna disappear."

Marc: "Fucking twitter liberal."
by radik June 2, 2013
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Sexually Liberated

The ideology of one shamelessly and often satisfying their sexual needs and desires without the burden of guilt or the judgment of established morally-correct societal mores. One who, when horny, has no qualms finding someone(s) to break him/her off proper - preferably many, many times over! This applies equally to women as it does men, and often, the gender of the sexual partner is moot as long as orgasm is achieved. There is usually mutual sexual desire/tension and neither party has expectations of future encounters, though should they present themselves, they are rarely declined.
"I invited a friend from Northern Cali to dinner tonight. She's single and hasn't dated in several months. Know anyone I might be able to introduce her to while she's here?" "

"So you are you saying she's, err, sexually liberated and wouldn't be put off by a one night stand set up?"

"No, that's actually how she prefers her sexual encounters; hit it, quit it, love it and never look back!"
by Sophie Baines October 23, 2011
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liberal education

Taking classes that you will never need in life, taught by professors who think that their class is ALL you need in life.
I'm going to be a lawyer, but my Geology 101 professor's syllabus makes me believe he is under the impression we are all going to be rock scientists. Liberal education at its finest.
by LakerPhan October 8, 2007
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Liberate a Shit

To release ones bowels. Another term that is fun to use for taking a crap.
I have to Liberate a shit, if you need me I'll be in the bathroom.
by The Minister December 28, 2005
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Liberal Logic

Based not on facts, but on feelings that someone else thinks you should feel.
Liberal logic says that guns kill people not the person holding the gun.
by PurebloodAmerican October 29, 2020
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liberal nut

A liberal nuts is someone who is so far left of center from reality that even the strongest most physically fit team of Clydesdale horses couldn't bring them halfway to reality.
_____ is a liberal nut!!! His ideas and beliefs are way out to lunch and never to return.
by Ol' Meanie December 4, 2017
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Liber Barrueta

Mezcla pastosa y espumosa de materia fecal y lubricante que se forma durante el acto de sexo anal
Oye compadre límpiate ese Liber Barrueta que estas ensuciando todo el cuarto.
by El Papi de Miami January 11, 2022
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