I will learn you

Verb. Common language mistake made amongst Afrikaans-speaking people. Used comically by GTA players in the RSA Mafia community, communicating via mics when having to instruct, direct or demonstrate certain objectives.

Gamer 1: "I can't get into the Zancudo Military Base without getting shot to shit."
Gamer 2: "Its not that hard. I will learn you how."

by Professor KnowItAll December 15, 2014

Pulling A Lebron

Trying to insult someone else by insulting an innocent 3rd party

LeBron: "The Knicks totally should have drafted Dennis Smith Jr, who is superior to Frank Ntilikina. However, don't take this as an insult to Frank, just Phil Jackson. Don't mind me, I'm just pulling a Lebron"
See Also see "Baron Von Lebronhausen By Proxy"

by thebuzzardman November 15, 2017

he has to learn

The most pathetic lazy-a** excuse to not git up off yer butt and help your young son to do something,. like any self-respecting parent should do.

Employing the pathetic and abusive "he has to learn" method is not only unkind and wasteful of time and your little one's patience (plus its true effectiveness has never been proven), but it can also be downright dangerous in at least four ways --- the child may likely injure himself in his attempts to "do it right", he may get "artificially" discouraged about trying to do the task since he is not succeeding (it could also cause him to prematurely “give up” in his overall approach to problem-solving in general, and so he will not adequately perseverance with anything new/difficult in his future life), he will begin to hate you for not helping him and for allowing him to become so frustrated (especially if the task was a fairly simple one where just one or two minor “guidings” would have shown him how to do it), and he may behave more spitefully --- or even violently --- with you sometime in the future if "push comes to shove" and he actually has a choice of actions that could severely affect you physically/financially, such as defending your safety or managing/dividing your assets.

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Is it possible to learn this power?

a question asking if it is possible to learn this power

"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"...not from a Jedi"

by macOSbyApple May 25, 2022

This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time

A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.

Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥

Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time

by LeBronTheGOAT23 July 30, 2022

Chi Wah Learning Commons

a place in Hong Kong University where a bunch of dick heads occupy the seats by placing their personal stuff; in another words, it is a heaven for theft and hell for needy student.

I hope those assholes' laptops get stolen in Chi Wah Learning Commons.

by MarvellousAss September 21, 2022

I'm the Lebron James of

When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.

Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.

Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.

by SBRpod March 29, 2023