Leaf

A non-binary name that sounds really poggers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈

“Hey have u seen leaf lately”
“No I heard they got chlamydia”
“Damn that’s totally opposite of poggers”

by Leaf tea December 25, 2020

Leafing

To play like the Toronto Maple Leafs, i.e. frustratingly inept.

The Leafs were somehow losing to the worst team in the league again. They were Leafing away their season.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

leaf fruit

An orange leaf

Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that?
Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair

by Stem hair May 2, 2018

Leaf Erikson

A famous early-11th-century Norseman who went around da world to observe and document da brightly-colored foliage in different lands during da early autumn.

Since camera-film wasn't invented till many centuries later, Leaf Erikson would have had to rely on just paintings and drawings to illustrate all of da lovely tree-decor dat he discovered on his travels.

by QuacksO November 27, 2023

GOLD LEAFS

A HIGH GRADE TOBACOO LEAF PRODUCED IN SOUTH AMERICA.

“ Roll up some Gold Leafs it’s bigger leaf “

by John sparks November 25, 2021

leafed

being high on weed

“dude i’m so leafed right now after smoking with Tommy”

by jace7o June 24, 2020

Leafed

To get rear ended.

I was driving and slammed on my breaks so hard I almost got Leafed.

by J.Baker February 10, 2015