Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.

"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"

by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012

Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.

Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"

by Jack dake December 1, 2017

Lazy Pains

It is the sharp pains you get in your ribs when there is work to be done

Mom: Go out there and help you Dad in the garden
Son: Ouch ouch my ribs
Mom: get out of here with your lazy pains boy

by thebrownsound123 November 27, 2009

lazy sos

Lazy sack of shit

Get off the couch and help with the dishes you lazy sos

by awmm February 10, 2020

lazy republican

doing the horizontal mambo sideways

it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican

by Horthy_Miklos April 21, 2022

Lazy cricket

When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.

“I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”

by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009