lazy but talented

Basically it means you are lazy, but you are skilled in many things.

I'm not a couch potato, I am lazy but talented. I can play guitar, skate, make someone's day better and a whole lot of other things.

by That one guy with a face. September 19, 2016

Lazy shitter

An individual who waits until the last possible moment before going to the toilet for a shit, thus not having to waste any energy in expelling said turd as it explodes out all by it's self.

What do you mean, you need a toilet now? you should have gone earlier, you lazy shitter!!

by kayejd January 10, 2014

lazy sos

Lazy sack of shit

Get off the couch and help with the dishes you lazy sos

by awmm February 10, 2020

Lazy cricket

When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.

“I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”

by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019

Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

lazy republican

doing the horizontal mambo sideways

it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican

by Horthy_Miklos April 21, 2022

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009