Machine Gun Kelly

The hottest man alive.

1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive

by Eggs djdkebbshshe e February 28, 2022

dusty kelly

Act of hitting a guido in the face with a wii-mote

guido: "shut up"
me: "dusty kelly" (smack)

by stubby 77 April 26, 2010

R. Kelly

When a man gets every woman he wants; then gets bored with women. He pursues young girls and gets them; gets bored with them too. Eventually he turns to homosexuality.

She married, but her husband turned into an R. Kelly.

by Nancy Wilson October 2, 2007

kelly clarkson

A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.

Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.

by Sam123456 May 16, 2007

Kelly

Kelly is a tall blonde with green eyes; your typical idea of absolutely beautiful. She is an amazing athlete with a healthy sense of competition. She has a twisted sense of humor that will leave you laying on the floor, laughing like a retarded seal. But you will only get to know her amazing personality if you get to know her. She has a clear sense of everything she does, and does it for the right reasons. She has an amazing work ethic and is dedicated to everything she puts her mind to. She is really smart even if she wont admit it. Plus she acts on stage like being a star is in her DNA. She has so many options for her future, and all she has to do is decide what she wants. She is humble and never asks for everything, completely self-sufficient. This girl is going places.

Kelly does not smoke weed... that often.

by Casandra_from_the_GHETTO June 11, 2013

kelly

this person is very silly and fun. Most of the time this person will be shy around strangers but if this is with a friend who is acting silly in public kelly will do the same. this person may seem like a very happy person on the outside but on the inside kelly is very depressed,confused, and sometimes suicidal. this person feels like nobody really likes her/him but everyone of her friends love her/him. kelly is very attractive but thinks of herself/himself as very ugly even when she/he gets a complement. the reason why he/she thinks everyone hates him/her is because she/he is so shy and never talks to people she/he thinks there judging her/him. This name just loves talking to people but is to shy to even say hi to a stranger.people with the name kelly just needs to speak up a little bit

btw im kelly idk what to say...

by Kellbert184 September 21, 2014

Kelly Clarkson

stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.

besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.

she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.

OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL

Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."

by shredded wheat August 9, 2006