Karl

by ilovesillyfrogs February 12, 2023
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Karl

Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.

Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .

Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B

Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
by L_is_awesome December 5, 2019
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Karl

Karl is a boy's name with German origins. The man Karl means “free man” and is a great name for any baby who is ready to grow and explore the world around them. Karl's are usually very or exceptionally handsome or sharp and is very playful with friends and family. Most of the time their humor is very aggressive and sometimes may go to far to prove a point. Karls can grow to be somewhat tall and can also be very intense when you anger them or get on their nerves, though they forgive very often.
by Crazy Squirrel June 18, 2023
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Karl

Karl is the gangsta with mad lags.
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find
where did karl go?
probably out spending some more money.
by Jjffj October 11, 2018
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Karl

Otherwise knows as Franko. Karl is a top, top bloke. He doesn’t give a shit about your names definition on Urban Dictionary though; please grow up. Please and thank you.
“Oh look at Karl over there, he really doesn’t give a fuck does he?”
by Franko90 November 23, 2021
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Karl

A Karl is a homosexual method of spelling Carl. Karl’s generally love anal fun with the same sex. Karl’s like to run sticks of butter over their freshly shaved chests whilst breathing through a Covid approved face covering.
I seen a gay the other day, he was definitely a Karl, he had butter stains on his t-shirt”
by Socialgiggle November 11, 2020
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