karled

when you tell a dude. "dude, i just want to bang and have fun n stuff" but he tries to invite himself to meet your parents and tour all like " what the fuck are you doing karl, get off my shit bitch"

i just wanted to go camping and get away for the weekend but i got karled.

i karled a girl and i liked it!

stop it karl nobody like a karler.

by 22422 June 7, 2018

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Karl

Karl missed out on various events
Karl is a mega nerd
he loves, DC, Marvel, etc
The school he goes to hates him
40 bruises, 10 scratches, 1 broken leg

Person 1: "Go, it's Karl!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Karl: "Hey guys like Marvel?"

by WalterLovesFood17 November 3, 2020

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Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.

"oh look at Karl he wants some dick"

by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018

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