hype jumper

a person who jumps on to the bandwagon, purely because it's popular and attempts to show another person this hype, when in fact that person is well aware of it, before the hype.

"yo, have you seen those 'yo momma' jokes? they are sick man! I know so many right now..."

"you are such a hype jumper."

by KidMP August 26, 2012

Jersey Jumper

Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef

The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.

by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 12, 2014

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014

squad jumper

1:a guy or a girl who likes somoeone from your own squad then within a week you like another person in your squad
2: Someone who has a certain friends one day like a squad then another set of friends another day

Your a thot and a squad jumper, you cant like one person to the next.

by Babygirlswag14 December 28, 2014

kangaroo jumper

Insult to an Australian like sheep shagger is to a welsh person

My mate bobby is a kangaroo jumper

by marshmellowsaur July 26, 2015

broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016