jesse

extremly amazing. very fly. person who is very loved <3 (:

dude, your such a jesse.

by jes doy August 4, 2007

Jesse

He is the best person you will ever meet. If he wanted to, he could have any girl the wanted but the chooses to fall in love instead of date. He is sarcastic and a pain in the ass sometimes but when push comes to shove, he will show you how much you truly cares through his actions. If you meet a Jesse, treat them well because they will be there for you only as long as you don't destroy things ge loves. He is the most loyal person you will ever know.

Did you see Jesse? He's such an awesome guy!!!

by Firabella April 18, 2017

New Jersey

Stereotypes: We all live by malls, factories are everywhere, we apparently have an accent that we've never heard of before, we all are Italian and gel our hair, we are just a giant suburb of NY and Philly, we all smoke alot and we must come from Newark or Atlantic City because those are the only two NJ cities you know.

The Truth: I can't speak for all of NJ but I do live within 45 minutes of 3 malls, but what's so bad about that? Factories are only in Northeast Jersey that is real close to NYC, and they manufacture half the shit you buy, we have to put them somewhere. No one ever says "Joisey", we say Jurzee and the accent you think we have is more like a crushing combonation of Staten Island and Boston. Jersey Accents are more subtle and most people talk like they're from Philly or NY. We aren't all Italian, infact only 17% of NJ is Itailian but yeah I am Italian but there's nothing wrong with that, and no we don't all gel our hair or wear Gucci sunglasses. We are like a giant suburb of NY/Philly but with attitude, our own cities and towns, and a beach. And No we aren't all from Newark or AC,there a lot of towns in Jersey that I've never heard of before and I lived here for all my life.

Out-Of-Stater: New Jersey sucks.
Jersey Kid: Have you ever even been here?
Out-Of-Stater: Yeah I drove by Newark on my way to NYC
Jersey Kid: That's not the real New Jersey, that's like going to Compton and saying that you've seen all of California, or going to inner city Detroit and saying you've seen all of Michigan.

by Jersey Kid May 25, 2008

Jersey Jump

Occurs when a driver is first in line at stop light and needs to turn left: The act of, when a stop light turns green, turning across traffic before the motorist facing you at said stop light (who has the right of way) has a chance to go staight through the intersection.

"I was stopped in my car, first in line waiting on a green light when I started adjusting my radio. I looked up, the light was green, and the guy in the car across the intersection from me turned left before I could go straight. I had the right of way. The fucker got me with the Jersey Jump."

by Lance Frank Morris June 22, 2006

Jesse underhill

He is so perfect he has an amazing smile when you see him he just melts your heart right away he is tiktok famous his full name is jesse isaiah Hernandez underhill and when you hear his name you will just melt get you a Jesse Underhill and he will take your breath away

Is that Jesse Underhill.cuz he looked so perfect

by Daddyjesse January 14, 2019

jerseyboy

Describes someone who is native to New Jersey but now living in a different part of the country, but trying to seem cool and hip by invoking Jersey-isms wherever possible.

"Why do you keep talking like you're in the mafia? That's so jerseyboy."

by Jerseyboy September 19, 2003

Jesse

A kind boy who knows just what to say and when to say it. Often boys with this name end up charming any girl who they come in contact with. Sweet and innocent he is the perfect boy. Always lovable and caring.

"My dear friend Jesse is so amazing."

by Capri Desotelle June 30, 2008