Jan crossed the border, but it’s okay cause his looks cover up for everything. He’s a freak in the sheets and FAST.
by currycurrycurrycurry March 30, 2019

A pretty good looking man. He usally get`s beaten up by his little two sisters, but he`s used to it. Jan Håkon also like men. He can`t resist thinking about other men aroud him.
by Seeulateraligator November 19, 2017

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.
If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.
If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.
A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"
by kakakolumna July 15, 2021

person 1: yo yk what day it is?
person 2: what
person 1: *touchs ass*
person 2: BRO THATS GAY
person 1: not my fault its Jan 15 !
person 2: what
person 1: *touchs ass*
person 2: BRO THATS GAY
person 1: not my fault its Jan 15 !
by little girl meow January 14, 2024

Jan is the most gorgeous person ever. She was on season 12 of Rupauls drag race and should have won, but Rupaul didn’t acknowledge her talents. Jan is so beautiful and kind and will always put a smile on your face. Go followed her Instagram @janjanjan
by Ihatefatuglywhales November 14, 2020

Jan dale is a guy with no morals. a total rat bag with low self esteem.
often found masturbating in public, jan dale is the kind of guy you want on your side. hes also like a raccoon
often found masturbating in public, jan dale is the kind of guy you want on your side. hes also like a raccoon
by the goldfish88779 November 10, 2014
