Jan

The most beautiful person to ever live, so amazingnly cute that it kills you if you look at him too long
Damn jan is soo cute
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In Armenian, Jan is very commonly used when referring to a loved one or even someone who you admire in general. Can also be said AFTER the person’s real name. If the Armenian mom of your friend calls you this, it means you are loved, welcomed, and sometimes even seen as family.
(These would normally be in Armenian)
David: “Mom!”
David’s mom: “yes, Jan?”

Or

David’s mom: “David Jan, please do the dishes
David: “Ok, after this round”
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A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.

However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.
Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)

Natasha has just been Janed
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Jan

Very sexy strong alpha male, has big penis. Loves his friends and mom, also loves other friends moms.
Look Jan is coming!
OMG I WANT HIM UWU
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Jan

Is what you call someone who loses braincells everytime he looks at you.

If his name is jan, his future work will be licking asshole in a gay bar.
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Arne Jans

I fucked Arne Jans last night.
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jan ferd

Slightly handsome but not as handsome as sean kannery rivera.
More practice and skincare, jan ferd ruiz.
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