hung jumper

1. N. A paratrooper stuck in a tree or somewhere unable to land in the ground.

2. N. A turd that comes out partially and gets stuck. Unlike a turtle head that pops in and out like its playing peekaboo.

Hey, look at that hung jumper. Maybe we should cut him down.

Omg I can't pass that turd. It's a hung jumper.

by Hungjumper13 May 30, 2017

mustard jumper

The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.

Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.

by Giles and Sepentine September 25, 2017

Gin Jammer

Any type of gin mixed with a Kool-Aid Jammer

I'm not drinking the kool-aid, I'm drinking a Gin Jammer

by I am attending December 15, 2018

Kim Jasper

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Kim is not the one you always see, he’s not popular neither famous. But everybody knows him, not because of his appearance but because of his kindness. He may not be the prince you would wish on a lamp, neither a prince you would see in the ocean. But he is the guys that will answer your prayer. He is the guys that you will love forever.

“Kilala mo ba yung secretary ng mga sacristan na gwapo?”

“Ah si Kim ba?”

“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”

“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”

“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”

“Mahal ko yun e”

-meagan

by tintang pula August 22, 2019

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Dirty Jamber

She’s the type of girl that will let you bust in her mouth, spit it in yours then let you spit it back. You won’t ever meet a girl like her because there isn’t a lot she won’t do for the right one.

I did a dirty Jamber last night and I will never be the same because it was awesome..

by JaeeBayBee April 6, 2020

grave jumper

A person or animal that steals your seat as soon as you leave it.

That cat is a total grave jumper.

by LizardQueen. April 12, 2020