Jaked

Pronounced Jay-kd.
This term generally means abnormally large muscles.

Wow, Hes so jaked. He must be on steriods

by Dirty McGirty October 4, 2008

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Jake

Jake is annoying little shit that's your friend no matter how annoying he is. He also likes to use gay terms like calling people a Bear even though he is secretly gay. His friends know this, but they really don't care because Jake is their homosexual friend! :D

Guy: Hey Jake

Jake: Hey Bear ;)

Guy 1: ...

by !Mr. Bear! February 10, 2015

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The Jake

N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.

Example 1-

Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"

Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"

Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."

Example 2- Friend

Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"

Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."

The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"

*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*

Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."

by Not Tenspeed. May 10, 2010

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Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.

Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.

by Psuto-under June 12, 2017

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Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.

Damn Jake is super retarded.

by LLAMAXRIDER December 2, 2019

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