Jesse

When parents plan on having a girl named Jessie but instead they have a boy. Instead of looking up boy names they just use the name they already came up with. Basically a disappointment.

Jesse: Mom, why did u call me Jesse?
Mom: Well ur dad and i were thinking of having a girl but we got u instead.
Jesse: fuck u mom *cries*
Dad: face it son, the name suits u from how much of a lilbitch u are

by RBExSOB October 13, 2017

Jesse

A really gay faggot that sucks dick and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriends.

Your such a jesse

by Iamajesse July 24, 2019

uncle jesse

A man blows a load into his own hand. He then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend/wife and runs his siemen-soaked fingers through her hair. Upon finishing his round of tonsil hockey and greasing his better half's hair with his seed, he proclaims, "HAVE MERCY!" This relates to the Uncle Jesse character portrayed by the acting genius, John Stamos, on Full House. Uncle Jesse sported a sick mullet, used tons of hair product, and proclaimed the phrase mentioned above after sucking face with the boner-inducing Lori Loughlin.

After months of sexual frustration, Ted pleasured himself and gave his wife an uncle jesse

by Masturbatrix July 16, 2011

Jess Adams

AMAZING. I love this girl, she is like, actually the best :)
Lovee youu
xxx

OMG THERES JESS ADAMS, :):):):)

by Lucyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 21, 2008

Jesse McCartney

A shitty fag that should die, he plays horrible music fit for pathetic High School girls, that don't realize how womanly he is. He has no balls and should be head butted in the ovaries.

Jesse McCartney is like Aaron Carter's faggy ass.

by Kickass Brandon Smith September 17, 2006

Jesse

a lil bitch that needs to drink bleach

jesse is a bitch

by jesseisalilbitch May 22, 2016

Jesse

Jesse's are usually a crazy, semi-redneck kind of kid, he is nice and you could abuse a Jesse all day long and would give less shits than Whinnie the Pooh. He is easy to make laugh and somehow has wheels when you wouldn't ever think so. With Jesse, it's either you hate him or you think he's awesome. Cow

Look at that kid blowing up things, and pissing that Isaac kid off, what a damn Jesse

by bob the gobby November 9, 2013