Jesse McCartney

noun- an actor, singer, and super hot 17 year old. He acts on the new show Summerland and used to be on All My Children. He is a wonderful singer and looks awesome. He is good looking and everyone wants a piece of him!

-Hey Katie, did you watch that new episode of Summerland?
-No, was Jesse McCartney in it?
-Heck yea, Jesse is so sexy, he makes the whole show!

by Jessie T June 24, 2004

Jesse Pinkman

A large pink vibrator used for hot lesbian couples who watch far too much Breaking Bad. Pink vibrator yo!

Wanna have some fun with Jesse Pinkman tonight? ;)

by cthuhlu July 21, 2012

Uncle Jesse

The act of receiving a blowjob from a female who is pooping at the same time.

Matt and Kelly were in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I heard he got an Uncle Jesse!

by Art Mothman November 27, 2010

jesse mccartney

extremely sexy, talented actor/singer who sings beautiful songs that would make any hopelessly romantic girl melt.

The lyrics to "Beautiful Soul" and "She's No You" are so cute!

by MLG March 25, 2005

jesse metcalfe

one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*

jesse metcalfe needs to take his top off more often

by hot smokin babe March 10, 2006

Jess Bass

The baddest bitch in town.

Don't fuck with Jess Bass! She will beat the shit outta you!

by TiddyThalula July 02, 2021

Jesse McKeddie

A miniscule man who complains about being short and always says he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. His first girlfriend turned trans a year later and doesn't date men, also kissed them in a forest but will deny any knowledge of this

Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo

by LLeonard January 07, 2022