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monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.
me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.
by Bloesem April 16, 2018
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monsoon monday

Monsoon Monday is the celebration of the MGR villain Monsoon that takes place every Monday
WOOOOOO ITS FUCKING MONSOON MONDAY
by Dmzerz123 May 22, 2022
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Monday

the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell
I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.
by Bloesem May 18, 2020
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Monday quarterbacking

1. Just bullshiting off the top of your head
2. Saying whatever comes to your mind
1. Jimmy was pretty much Monday quarterbacking the whole presentation
by Protein Dan July 30, 2018
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monday

why monday ,
by big red balls11 January 21, 2019
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French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman
“It feels like a French Monday too”
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monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.
This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.
by Cadencecat May 6, 2018
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