Person of Importance

A key person whose actions and opinions influence the events around them.

Ever since Megan's got the job, she's become a Person of Importance.

by the_surveiller May 16, 2013

personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

pallet person

A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.

Look at that pallet person snacking on that box of donuts.

Lawnie G Nome #M$D

by Lawnie G Nome April 9, 2020

personality sex

Personality sex is non physical fornication in which two people share incredible conversations and deep feelings but none of it is physical attraction.

Man that chick was cool. I totally had personality sex with her. I wish she was actually hot :(

by van der kak February 13, 2014

Purple Person

A special person / lover / victim

Omg Jose is the purple person because Tina Was Smashing him!

by Sumfuccboi August 8, 2021

heart person

A person who understands your heart and life's ways inside and out. Someone (male or female. Friend or family) who completes you and whom you are absolutely closest with. Can be more than one person. These are the people you would kill for. If you have a heart person in your life, you are truly blessed and the happiest person alive. These individuals fulfill your heart and life. Life won't be the same without them. They become your hearts chosen family.

'My best friend Sarah is my Heart person as we grew up together and know each other inside and out. Can't imagine my life without her.'

'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'

by HeartsPerson November 28, 2020

Dirt Person

A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.

Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.

by Meantime8877 March 8, 2019