A fucking idiot

Riley White

Guy 1: Wow, Riley's a Fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Yeah.

by BiggieCheese22 October 18, 2019

Absolute idiot

Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.

Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.

by Icouldntthinkofapseudonymtouse May 25, 2019

idiot love

A state of mind where one is unaware that they are in fact in love with a person, usually ones best friend (gender irrelevant).

"You and Claire are in idiot love"
"My brother is in idiot love with Betty"

by urban ruby November 16, 2007

blundering idiot

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

Idiot Plot

A narrative where it's conflict lies with characters not recognizing or being oblivious to key information that would resolve the conflict,hence the name "idiot plot" because everyone involved is an idiot.

Tom:Hey have you seen an Uwe boll movie?

Jim:No,but I would like to.

Tom:Don't waste your time his film always contain the Same idiot plot .

by The real Jester August 9, 2016

Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.

I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!

by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011

high idiot

A high idiot is most likely a Canadian who smokes or eats copious amounts of Marijuana. Common attributes are a flat beaked hat, shatter pen, and a stunned look.

That high idiot was late to work because he was waiting for his volcano vaporizer to hit optimum temperature.

by Woodler October 25, 2019