A fucking idiot

Riley White

Guy 1: Wow, Riley's a Fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Yeah.

by BiggieCheese22 October 18, 2019

idiot love

A state of mind where one is unaware that they are in fact in love with a person, usually ones best friend (gender irrelevant).

"You and Claire are in idiot love"
"My brother is in idiot love with Betty"

by urban ruby November 16, 2007

Absolute idiot

Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.

Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.

by Icouldntthinkofapseudonymtouse May 25, 2019

idiot argument

How an idiot argues with another person. Instead of using rational statements and facts, they spam the other person with mindless banter and stubborn ranting.

Rational Argument:

Person 1: I think that the Xbox 360 is better than the Wii because it has better hardware and more graphical power.

Person 2: Well I think the Wii is better than the 360 because it is more interactive and appeals more to casual gamers.

Idiot Argument:

Person 1: Well, I think the Wii is better than the Xbox 360 because...

Idiot: NO! NO! Shut the hell up. I said the Xbox 360 is better. NO! NO! Insert random group here says its better! NO! I'm right. Your wrong. Shut the hell up.

by pea soup March 6, 2010

blundering idiot

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

Idiot Plot

A narrative where it's conflict lies with characters not recognizing or being oblivious to key information that would resolve the conflict,hence the name "idiot plot" because everyone involved is an idiot.

Tom:Hey have you seen an Uwe boll movie?

Jim:No,but I would like to.

Tom:Don't waste your time his film always contain the Same idiot plot .

by The real Jester August 9, 2016

high idiot

A high idiot is most likely a Canadian who smokes or eats copious amounts of Marijuana. Common attributes are a flat beaked hat, shatter pen, and a stunned look.

That high idiot was late to work because he was waiting for his volcano vaporizer to hit optimum temperature.

by Woodler October 25, 2019