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head crushing

A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.

Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.

The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.
I felt better after head crushing that jerk.
by asbee October 17, 2010
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weenie head

A person that is being difficult to communicate and/or interact with, purposely, just to be a dick.
Every time I try to relax and chill, my homeboy starts acting like a weenie head.
by ASAP SawyerSauce January 18, 2018
mugGet the weenie headmug.

head face

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.
"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."
by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008
mugGet the head facemug.

Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.
I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.
by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017
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thick in the head

used to call someonestupid/dumb”
are you thick?”

i know, i’m not thick in the head
by noufirst June 12, 2018
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nowt-head

Deriving from the combination of the English slang term for nothing ('nowt') and the word head, as in, I have a pain in my head. Nowt-head is a descriptive term to identify someone without purpose or goal. Usually used as a derogatory term but not exclusively as one can describe one's self as a 'Nowt-head'
'stay away from that lad he's a proper nowt-head'

or
'I can't believe I have missed the bus to that job interview because I was masturbating, what a nowt-head I am'
by Dr Norman Bosbonovich February 4, 2013
mugGet the nowt-headmug.

Clorox Head

A skank with bleach blond hair who will likely suck your dick for free!!!
Jenny with the tramp stamp and clorox head gave me the best bj'er of my life...
by Rizzle806 January 7, 2011
mugGet the Clorox Headmug.

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