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mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024
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Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.
I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket
by H6unt July 5, 2023
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Hot Pocket

When you have sex with a girl on their period
man she totally hot pocketed me last night!
by Buttermilkbonelli September 21, 2019
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Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023
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Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
by Retract3 January 13, 2021
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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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Hot Pockets

A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.
I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!
by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019
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