The act of whilst shitting, jacking off your turd sending it in and out, meanwhile Jacking off with the other hand, usually done in office job restrooms
by tsktuskmulusk May 25, 2015

When an oversized hanger stretches out the shoulders of your shirt and makes them pointy (they point up and out like horns)
by fergmeister October 17, 2008

by Crazy Boy 21 November 21, 2016

he had some exotic horns when he decided to marry the stranger at the Little White Chapel
exotic horns outrageous white chapel vegas
exotic horns outrageous white chapel vegas
by huck69ohyeeah April 29, 2011

When some one is cheated that person got horns. So if the person in question got cheated a couple of times or just to emphasize, you say that he got a bag of horns.
Hey you "bag of horns"!
Shut up you "bag of horns"
You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!
Shut up you "bag of horns"
You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!
by milo007 August 6, 2011

Hugging the horn as in "Me up all night hugging me horn to porn porn porn". Made famous by the "Internet is for porn" song
by ryan3318 January 12, 2021
