Holiday Hamhole

holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard

A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!

B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!

by Holidayham69 April 22, 2022

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

Chocolate holiday

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.

Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you

by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024

holiday party

a notable, podcastable occasion requiring John Gruber to drink in the company of Merlin Mann

2020’s holiday party was a lot more fun than 2016’s.

by helogram November 7, 2020

Holidays

STUFF ALL SCHOOL WORK B*TCHES

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!

by Poofydog December 21, 2016

remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.

Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!

by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013

holiday ho’n’

When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.

Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s

Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.

Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.

by Jamacha November 19, 2023