ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.

Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

Hold My Dick

an experssion used to experss when shit hits the fan or goes wrong

Hold my Dick dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed

by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Lady holding broom

What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.

Lady holding broom? Why?

by Lazarus667 April 25, 2017

sonic holding a shotgun

its in the name, Its sonic holding a shotgun :/
he also said to delete something and plus your gay

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by gcjjfm January 24, 2022

Fortnite Dick Hold

You hold your dick whilst playing Fortnite.

My favorite activity is Fortnite Dick Holding.

by Bigdudesonme April 4, 2023

The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.

"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"

by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019