1. The underside of the tip of a penis. sometimes concealed by skin if the owner of the helmet is uncircumcised.
by jordanc57 August 17, 2007
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A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.
A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.
I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.
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Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.
Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting
Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;
Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;
Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);
Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;
Step 5. Spin dog.
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Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;
Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;
Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);
Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;
Step 5. Spin dog.
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Get the Cheese Helmet mug.A High snowboarder's response to an invitation to "smoke the bowl" - sitting on top of a ridgeline on a sunny day, soakin' up the view, gettin' ready to drop into a bowl of waste-deep fresh powder after a fat snowstorm in the mountains.
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Why would you think such a thing ?
He came in to work today smelling like he swam in pussy and had some hair clumps on his helmet.
Maybe he just got laid and tore some of his own hair off in a hurry.
Then how do you explain the fact that he doesn't ride ?
Yeah, you got a point.
Why would you think such a thing ?
He came in to work today smelling like he swam in pussy and had some hair clumps on his helmet.
Maybe he just got laid and tore some of his own hair off in a hurry.
Then how do you explain the fact that he doesn't ride ?
Yeah, you got a point.
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