Handjob McFlurry

A corporate establishment that isn't worth remebering the name of.

Tim, turn left just past the Handjob McFlurry's.

by Skyeler November 5, 2005

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

Hanji

A person originated from India or Indian descent

Look at that hanji

by T.Chima November 3, 2018

Polish handjob

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.

Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob

by binx12512 October 31, 2011

handjob

The equivalant of calling someone an idiot.

"What the fuck is this guy doin'? What a handjob."

by Rowdy Burns July 4, 2006

handjob

Something a women usually gives a man by masturbating his penis. This is done horribaly by most women, and a guy can usually do it way better his self. When a man gives a women a handjob, (fingering), is best done by a man because it's not that hard to find a womens place for most pleasure. Most likely her clitouris.

Man Amanda gave me a handjob yesterday and I could of done it 10 x better myself.

or

Andy fingered me in such the right places last week, I had the best orgasm ever!

by m0012 April 27, 2008

Techno Handjob

An ecstasy trip; usually one that involves bad booze, some nasty dude/chick groping you, and very bad techno music. Occasionally it's just what you need. This is common in the San Fernando Valley.

I only need to say one thing; Techno Handjob

by Waffles818 January 21, 2011