handshake fetish

To shake hands with an attractive female and run off to the bathroom within six seconds before the cells from her hand die off on yours and reach ejaculatory orgasm within the six second alloted time.

I'm going to this party tonight loaded with hot women time to roll out the handshake fetish on, wanna go?

by skEwbnEwb October 2, 2006

Handshaker

I strange creature who believes he possesses the talent to drive but blatantly does not.
often talks ballshit, and lies to impress.
Try to pull but unfortunalty fails the majority of the time.

chris shennan

by Mikel Hall March 9, 2004

The Guatemalan Handshake

The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.

Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?

Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.

by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008

California Handshake

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle who's vagina is extremely loose, you reach your hand inside from behind and jerk yourself off whilst fucking her.

"Did you hear I banged her? Yeah, gave myself a California Handshake while I hit it from behind"

by Kookiemonster18 August 31, 2008

Birmingham Handshake

A punch, usually to knock a person out.

"One second, I'm taking the piss to his mother, and the next, he's givin' me a Birmingham Handshake!"

by Ben A April 22, 2006

hugs and handshakes

a standard family gathering, especially one that no one is eager to attend

"Sorry, I can't go to the party. I got hugs and handshakes tonight. I hate family dinners at my aunt's."

by mikel123 November 20, 2007

German Handshake

The act of wiping one's ass with your hand after deficating, then shaking hands with an unsuspecting person. Most likely a person you don't like. Also related to "Stink Bomb."

"Hey, there is Ed, he is such an asshole! I am going to give him a German Handshake."

by MimePuncher6000 November 22, 2009