by M@O December 8, 2015
Get the hand truckingmug. 1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.
2. Vagina or penis
2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011
Get the hand substitutemug. Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands
by hrrphnds May 26, 2009
Get the Harrap Handsmug. When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 9, 2010
Get the tard handmug. A full grown black mans hands and the massive size of there hands used for various things such as football
by Pomps02 July 23, 2019
Get the Nigga handsmug. It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.
Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.
by jimmybomm April 22, 2021
Get the little handsmug. by rhone February 22, 2013
Get the hand jabbamug.