handyman

a synonym for rapist

The handyman I hired to wire my porch lights raped me in his van!

by 2.718281827 September 15, 2009

handy

To be good with a gun: a sharpshooter, for instance, could be classified as handy

Curley, a character from Of Mice and Men, was defined as handy due to his natural ability to shoot a gun well

by SWFC August 10, 2006

Handyman

When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.

Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.

by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

Handburger

The act of shaping an erict penis into a Patty then using ur left as the bun and inserting it into anothers orifice

I took my tinder date to Burger King just to find out she was vegan. I offered her a handburger instead and she took the whole thing.

by Dr.Yroc December 25, 2017

handbag

The place where's she's hiding that piece that she's going use to bust a cap in you for forgetting her birthday.

Shit! She's reaching into her handbag, my ass is grass for sure.

by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008

Handyman

When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.

"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"

"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."

"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."

by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

The Devil's Handbag

The act of anal fisting while wearing the scrotum like a bracelet (scrotums can be perforated over time with nasty piercing techniques)

"I just don't feel right delivering the fist without the Devil's Handbag -- you think maybe you could knock a hole in there for me?"

by Hezbollatte June 23, 2008