henry boylston

One of the most smelly humans to exist. He sells and consumes his own poo for a living. He makes his stinky videos for his fanbase. He is one of a kind.

Damn Henry Boylston is extra smelly today.

by Tyrell Hillman March 19, 2020

Henry Dorsey

He is the gayboy who says Shrek every 2 seconds and he likes dick but he can't even pull men

Jo was having a bad day but it was about to get worse. He heard a loud "Shrek" from the back of the room. He knew it was Henry Dorsey and his only friend and fellow gayboy Alex Smith. He heard a gay snickering and he turned around. Just then his slideshow was filled up with images of Shrek and his whole project was ruined. Later that day he saw Henry after school and he beat the shit out of him. This made everyones life better.

by Travis Onquantavichris August 16, 2022

Henry Wrinkler

the Fonz in a nursing home.
can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles.

"you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Henry Ruggs

The best drag racer ever….. nah I’m kidding he played for the raiders and got into a car crash in Las Vegas killing a woman and her dog.

Hey, you hear about Henry Ruggs?
No, what happened?
Some sad shit.

by PhishSoup November 19, 2021

Dutch Henry

When you shart in the bathtub.

"I was sitting in the bathtub with a lighter, ready to light my fart when I did a Dutch Henry!"

by soggynachosdirtyunderwear May 15, 2009

John Henry

An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.

me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”.

by Kylian_LFC April 19, 2021

Henry-Pig

A cramp in your upper arm. Similar to a Charlie Horse.

"Those push-ups gave me a wicked henry-pig..."

"Some asshole punched me in the leg to give me a charlie-horse, but I gave it right back that fucker with a henry-pig."

by bexterican July 5, 2008