guandajona

spanish slang for a female that dresses sloppy/homeless/messy usually wearing baggy clothes or ripped clothes

“te ves guandajona, ve a cambiar ahorita”

by Your_mums_playtoy January 15, 2024

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Ganondork

Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda series but more silly

Person 1: “Who’s Link’s biggest enemy?”
Person 2: “The cuccos?”
Person 1: “I mean the other one”
Person 2: “Ah, you must mean Ganondork”

by bencantswimhedrowned February 9, 2024

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She is a woman that is so selfless and genuine. That’s one person that would stick with you no matter what till the end of time. She can never backstab you but fight for those she loves. She’s very caring and loving that everyone around her would easily fall inlove. She’s every kids favourite because kind and sweet she is. She’s that type of woman that would sacrifice literally anything for her loved ones, especially her children. A great and caring mother that would even give up her arm or leg for her children. She’s a 1 of 1 woman and I advise everyone to keep her close and never let her go because she’s a rare gem.

“Ofcourse all everyone loves her, she’s Giano. Especially the kids”

by JackyyyLoveee3 February 9, 2024

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Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”

I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.

by Distracted Cosmonaut June 9, 2024

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