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Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
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Golf Course Special

A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.
Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.
by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023
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Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”
by Coffee coffin January 19, 2020
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Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.
"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."
by Thotexterminator102 July 28, 2023
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Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.
Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."
by dumbdefs October 27, 2017
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Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.
Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.
by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019
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2005 golf

A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.
"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."
by Golf_luver November 19, 2016
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