Golf

Old guys snapping hockey sticks for 1 hour.

Golf no good

by TacoPilot March 24, 2020

golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.

I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.

by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008

golf cart

car but small and for golf (it is pretty cool)

Bill: I drive golf carts everywhere
Fred: ok

by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022

Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

Golf

Give one less fuck

When someone ask for something,they get it and then do not appreciate it, it makes me GOLF about their well being

by Pressurerushadrenalinedropper September 14, 2023

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

urban golf

playing golf in crowded areas especial town centres where the fun beggins

urban golf getting a golf ball putting it down a jus hitting it anywhere to see where it lands

by pandaman who h8s helth a sfety June 26, 2008