Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

Golden Collins

The best erection of your life

1. Last night I had a golden Collins.

2. Oh my god my golden Collins was incredible.

by tagtag994 December 29, 2021

Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016

Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.

There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’

by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021

golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.

Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.

by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

Golden Monsoon

The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.

My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.

by CUL-DIS-SAC July 23, 2016