german piss

Term for a man sitting down to urinate.

I'm taking a German piss

by Manitowocfoghorn October 2, 2017

German flag

When a person is defecating and urinating at the same time while they are on their period. The colors of black, red and yellow representing shit, blood and piss accordingly.

"yo i just had a German flag at the tpoilet it hurt like hell"

by Nickisbitch September 29, 2023

German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex

Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.

by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020

german em

Absolutely perfect human being. She makes your useless life woth living. When somebody talks about how beautiful a german em is, you roll your eyes backwards and say: "bitte..." please.

- Have you seen that girl ?
+ Yes, bro, what about her ?
- I think she looks like german em.
+ Rolling eyes Bitte...

by butayarou9915 October 19, 2020

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022