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german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.
"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."
by Exzentrik August 5, 2022
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German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.
by Crissov January 30, 2014
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the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.
"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"
by BonnoP February 2, 2016
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German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex
Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.
by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020
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German Lessons

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now
by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021
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German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.
Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!
by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021
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Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...
Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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