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Gobbler

When your long bearded bar friend gets on his knees in the Ozzies men's room and sucks Dick for fun.
So im at Ozzie's corner tavern and that dude who thinks he runs the joint gave me a Gobbler in the men's room, and HE LOVED IT! Fuckin Gobbler
by EFFF-HUE September 7, 2025
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Bexhill gobbler

On a visit to a charming seaside town you realise everyone is over 80 so opt for a Bexhill gobbler at the local shops:

A toothless act of felatio, performed by someone akin to your nan

Bonus points if it's your nan
Just went to the spoons and got a Bexhill gobbler with a pint of ruddles
by Danyouknowsit October 7, 2025
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Chicago Shit Gobbler

The Chicago Shit Gobbler is a sexual act (fetish) for when a person uses a dildo within their own anus, covers it in feces, and has someone give oral sex to the aforementioned dildo.
I just gave my wife the nastiest Chicago Shit Gobbler
by TheLiteralFish December 1, 2025
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Mexican sausage gobbler

This is where your nan pounds her pussy on the door asking for you to squirt on her saggy tits after you've just busted a wet sticky load all over the kitchen sink.

Another version of this is where a bloke called Brandon puts his giant wobble cock into the keyhole in the front door while getting fucked by a horse cock.
Brandon, are you doing the Mexican sausage gobbler again?
by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025
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Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity
Monty is such a knob gobbler !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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Corn Gobbler

A corn gobbler is a person who loves to give anal oral sex.
Bro, did you mix in the cool whip with all that ass you ate, what a corn gobbler
by Billy Mac and the hot dog fish February 27, 2025
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penis sucker dick gobbler

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!
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