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Glove Hand

An ailment or disease that normally strikes metal workers, carpenters, or manual workers of some sort, that suddenly effects said worker's ability to pick small objects up off the ground, due to the required thick leather gloves said worker wears.
"Todd, I got a bad case of Glove Hand again. I dropped a fricking wrench and I can't pick it up!"
by Lee Brody March 8, 2009
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Penis Glove

When a girl acts like a 'dish' or such a good lay so much that the only redeeming value they have is that they can fit onto a penis, hence: a penis glove.
that chick, such and such is dating is such a penis glove, like I heard he even switches on her.
by extrenuating July 17, 2010
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Glove

Something that will protect you when you are typoing and ur fingers are cold
the blah glove hadsfjdsaklfjlasjfd
by Poopy Pooperson May 2, 2005
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webster groves

A town. That exists. Somewhere
by BarryClint420 October 31, 2017
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Glove hat

often found on a turkey's however can be bought for Women for £19.99 ! Native from Mattys World .....
That turkey has a really big glove hat
by Lauren October 10, 2004
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pole glove

A large proflatic that extends the lengh of ones arm. To protect you from cummunicable diseases on stripper poles!
Capt Buck from the V/D Gloryhole went to Kings adorned with his pole glove so he would be protected from any unwanted advances.
by HarryBallzonu February 1, 2008
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velvet glove-ism

colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.

orig: Related to the song "Time Warp".
VELVET GLOVE-ISM #1
"...And a <b>velvet glove</b>, will really drive you insane..." - Time Warp (*pelvic thrust*)

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #2
"Come On <b>Irene</b>" - Come on *Eileen*: Dexy's Midnight Runners.

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #3
"Reach out and touch <b>face</b> - Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode (*faith*)
by Elbe January 19, 2009
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