flush it

an expression used to chide or mock someone who has just embarrassed his or herself, or been embarrassed, as a satirical encouragement.

man 1: "you two ladies look great, is she your mom?"
woman: "...she's my sister" *both walk away
man 2: "OOOH FLUSH IT"

by notbad.jpg September 8, 2011

The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

mid shit flush

A mid shit flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through shitting so you don't block the toilet

hey hannah...did kizz have a mid shit flush?

by jsb89 August 14, 2012

courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 12, 2009

Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down

i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks

by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009

flusse

Overly obese woman. Short from German "Flusspferd" (rhinoceros). Pronounced floos-sa.

God, did you see that flusse Mark was hooking up with the other night?

by ETW March 26, 2008

flushcards

Originally defined as making flash cards while taking a deuce. It has bee expanded to encompass all forms of studying while in the bathroom. Modern times make this go hand in hand with craptopping.

Man, I need to study for that exam this morning! Time to kill two birds with one stone and do some flushcards.

by mindless900x August 3, 2009