I'm so fucking bored

A statement made to oneself when all prospects of activity seem futile or nonsensical. See lackadaisical, suicidal

My man is out of town and I'm so fucking bored.

by Juliatalie May 27, 2016

giggle fucking

When your college roommate brings home a new girl from the bar and instead of getting the job done they stay up all night talking and GIGGLING, which keeps you up! Hit it, don't babysit it!

Hey, did your roommate hit that girl last night? No, they just stayed up giggle fucking all night.

by originalted November 12, 2006

Fucking Egg

An insult for someone that is an idiot.

"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."

by Boomer the legend May 14, 2018

fucking mint

extremely irritated by what’s going on but chillin at the same time because you don’t really care

me: when your ap euro teacher loves giving you homework and so you wait until 2 am to do it, and can’t find any of the answers so you search them up and still can’t find them but it’s to late to ask anyone for the answers and you have his class 2nd period so you don’t have time to copy someone’s work..... fucking mint

him: fucking mint

by sanjay convay November 11, 2019

Fucking nerd

Someone so nerdy that you need to drop the F bomb in the title if nerd.

"James is such a fucking nerd "

by The fucking nerd July 19, 2016

Fucking piece of shit

you

you are a fucking piece of shit

by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020

Blitzkrieg Fucking

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.

My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.

by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008