chung fu-ist

someone who thinks he can fight,or who is obsessed with kung-fu movies,moves,practicians.He likes to show off his moves or talk about fighting.

woow,your moves are pathetic,you are definetly a chung fu-ist!
We went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.You think he is a chung fu-ist?

by illegal_hustler October 19, 2010

fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)

I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.

by Irocn86 February 27, 2011

douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.

"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.

by JASCAF July 26, 2011

nail fu

Ancient spanish fighting style when nails are used as weaponry

Watch out I know nail fu!

by duudewersdf June 9, 2011

Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.

Kung Fu DUNK!!!!!!

by GallifreyDude August 13, 2012

forget-fu

(noun)
the art of fighting in order to make someone forget things

(Person 1 breaks a vase)
Person 2: Hey, I just bought that! You're gonna have to pay for --
(ninja ghosts emanate out of vase and surround them)
Person 1: Think fast!
(crazy and comedic fight sequence of forget-fu commences)
Person 2: Man, we make a good team. What was I talking about?
Person 1: We were about to ... leave. Churros?
Person 2: Sure thing, dude.

(Not to be confused with the Freudian slip forgetfu).

by projetpack May 25, 2013

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam September 1, 2013