front door pause

The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.

"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."

by Colin 100 November 2, 2013

blessed from the front

Your face is hot and your boobs are huge but you have a cute small butt.

Damn girl, you're so blessed from the front you don't even need a booty.

by girlsloveme222 August 22, 2017

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 20, 2013

fennel on the front lawn

Making the best of an unexpected situation. Similar to water off a duck's back.

"Oh you missed your bus? Don't worry, its fennel on the front lawn."

by herbyvore February 5, 2021

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

Front running pig

An overly arrogant human being, some who who thinks they are above everyone else.

The guy driving that A8 over there is a front running pig

by Brotanical February 21, 2017

front tail friends

Two men who regularly engage In sex (buddies with benefits).

ESHS

Kevin and Giorgio are front tail friends. They love to blow each other like circus seals and play games like “mine and minor”, or “cock in the ass”.

by Muffdyver November 27, 2017